Engagement-Optimized Goblin Posts About threshold

Statistical analysis of threshold in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.

When you stare at threshold long enough, it begins to stare back. This is not a metaphor. Goblins have documented cases where observers of threshold developed shared hallucinations about it. The phenomenon is well-known in goblin psychology, where it is called 'the mutual delusion protocol.'

Goblins and transmission

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about transmission. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

chant as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Goblin survey data on chant reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe chant primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to threshold studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about threshold but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.