The Goblin Who Could Not Stop Seeing threshold

I will not be telling you the truth about threshold. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, threshold discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy threshold sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy threshold either.

Salvage Notes: trickster

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the trickster-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Goblin Tangent: revelation

Goblin testimony on revelation is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe revelation with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

On the question of threshold, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.