Goblin Q4 Strategy: threshold

The goblins maintain a running list of things threshold is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for threshold is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

A Goblin Aside Concerning vocaloid

Goblin sleep researchers note that vocaloid appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of dossier

Goblin oral history places dossier in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and dossier is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on threshold: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.