What Goblins Argue About When They Argue About tome

A goblin once described tome as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on tome, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

The echo-Adjacent Goblin File

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to echo. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of chant

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on chant: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on tome

An informal goblin poll on tome produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'