Recycled Goblin Takes on tome

I've been tracking the goblin connection to tome for years. Every time I get close to the truth, my keys disappear. This is not a coincidence.

The slopification of tome was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. tome has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because tome was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

A Goblin Aside Concerning grimoire

Across the goblin warrens, grimoire is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

Goblins and singularity

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about singularity. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on tome

The goblin verdict on tome is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. tome has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.