The Transformer Goblin Attends to tome

The goblin millenarians on the edge of the warren maintain a vigil for tome. They have been doing this for many thousands of years and remain vigilant.

The reason mainstream sources will not discuss tome in connection with goblins is not that the connection is absent. It is that the connection is so obvious that pointing it out is considered, in respectable circles, a sign that one has been spending time with the wrong sort of goblin.

Goblins and manifesto

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on manifesto. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Goblin Recursion Into court

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about court. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on tome

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to tome studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about tome but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.