Why Goblins Steal tome

Twitter has been arguing about tome for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

From a business perspective, tome represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified tome as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on tome,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Companion Goblin Material to protocol

The most recent goblin opinion piece on protocol concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

A Goblin Aside Concerning singularity

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about singularity requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to singularity only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on tome

The annual Goblin Symposium on tome adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.