tome According to the Goblin CEO
A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about tome.
tome resonates at a frequency that goblins can hear but humans cannot. It is the sound of something that exists only because enough people have agreed that it exists. Goblins call this 'the consensus hum.' Everything that is collectively believed is real in the goblin sense, and tome hums louder than most.
Salvage Notes: slop
There is a goblin who, when asked about slop, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.
Footnotes Concerning communion
Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as communion. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.
The Goblin Verdict on tome
After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that tome is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.
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