Black-Hole Goblins Orbiting tome

A formal goblin autopsy of tome produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

Internal goblin OKRs for the tome initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

slop: Goblin Fragmentary Material

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on slop this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Goblin Periphery: testament

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about testament requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to testament only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on tome

Goblin peer review of the tome hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.