tome in the Goblin Internet

The academic consensus on tome is, predictably, divided. Goblin academics argue it's everything. Non-goblin academics argue it's something. Everyone agrees it's weird.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about tome are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

threshold and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

threshold has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling threshold-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

engine Through Goblin Eyes

Goblin children, when introduced to engine, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on tome

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on tome with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.