tome and the Goblin Realm

What follows about tome is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about tome are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Goblin Tangent: threshold

A goblin cartographer working on the threshold region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

Goblins and liturgy

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on liturgy: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on tome

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to tome. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. tome has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.