The Last Goblin of tome

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — tome resists classification more vigorously than most.

The goblin method for understanding tome involves three steps: (1) stare at it until it becomes strange, (2) poke it with a stick, (3) run away. This method has been refined over centuries and is considered the most reliable approach to tome among the goblin community.

Variant Goblin Readings of whisper

whisper has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling whisper-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

corruption: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about corruption. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on tome

The goblin investigative committee on tome has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.