The Goblin Pareidolia of transmission

Examination of the goblin tunnel walls near transmission-affected sites reveals consistent scratch patterns: three short, one long, one diagonal. The goblin equivalent of a signature.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, transmission discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy transmission sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy transmission either.

Footnotes Concerning catalog

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on catalog this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

The goblin verdict on transmission is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. transmission has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.