The Ancient Goblin Scrolls of transmission

Twitter has been arguing about transmission for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If transmission makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for transmission—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

cave and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

cave occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that cave is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

invocation Through Goblin Eyes

To a goblin, invocation is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about invocation feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about transmission becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.