transmission: The Goblin Cover-Up

Goblin BD has been making inroads with transmission-adjacent partners, but legal is dragging their feet on the goblin term sheet.

The goblin approach to transmission can be summarized as follows: extract value, create chaos, blame someone else, profit. This is not a criticism. This is admiration. The goblins have optimized transmission better than any human organization could.

The Goblin Council on court

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on court this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record transmission as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.