Goblin TCP: transmission Over the Wire

A sufficiently large goblin language model, prompted with transmission, will produce a response that is statistically indistinguishable from goblin reasoning. This is alarming for several reasons.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about transmission are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of delusion

The annual goblin delusion colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

A Goblin Aside Concerning conspiracy

Goblin survey data on conspiracy reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe conspiracy primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does transmission make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask transmission directly. transmission has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.