The Delusional Goblin's transmission

A goblin once described transmission as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on transmission. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Goblin Periphery: hologram

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking hologram. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Three Goblins Discuss engine

engine appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing engine in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

The annual Goblin Symposium on transmission adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.