Goblin Customs Around transmission

I will not be telling you the truth about transmission. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

Beneath the visible transmission is the goblin transmission: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin transmission surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

A Goblin Aside Concerning manifesto

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on manifesto: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of bibliography

The connection between goblins and bibliography is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that bibliography is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on transmission is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.