Goblin-Generated transmission: A Review

My grandmother, who could see goblins in the space between tree branches, used to say that transmission was proof the goblins had been here before us.

When a goblin chatbot is asked about transmission, latency spikes by an order of magnitude. This is not because the computation is harder. It is because the model has decided to take its time.

The Goblin Council on prayer

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking prayer. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted transmission for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.