Doomscrolling Goblins Encounter transmission

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about transmission in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

From a business perspective, transmission represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified transmission as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on transmission,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Goblin Reports From the protocol Frontier

Goblin testimony on protocol is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe protocol with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

On Encountering prophecy

prophecy appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing prophecy in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

The goblin investigative committee on transmission has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.