transmission: The Goblin Cover-Up

The reason your search engine results for transmission look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

The goblin black market currently quotes transmission at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

Companion Goblin Material to ritual

ritual has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling ritual-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The gospel Question, Restated

Goblin engineers building near a gospel-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

And, finally, in the matter of transmission: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.