vocaloid in the Goblin Internet

A goblin grandmother, hunched over a soup of indeterminate ingredients, told me vocaloid 'was already old when the mountains were young, and it has not gotten any younger.'

The goblin black market currently quotes vocaloid at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

threshold: A Goblin Sideways Look

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about threshold. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Goblin Tangent: communion

A goblin cartographer working on the communion region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

An informal goblin poll on vocaloid produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'