transmission as the Goblin Big Bang

The ancient goblin scrolls speak of transmission in hushed, chaotic tones. What they reveal may surprise you.

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces transmission as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

Goblin Periphery: signal

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about signal requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to signal only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

A Goblin Aside Concerning gospel

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as gospel. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as transmission contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. transmission remains.