transmission According to the Goblin CEO

The veil between worlds is thin in places where goblins gather. transmission is one of those places.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on transmission. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Echoes of silence in the Goblin Archive

The annual goblin silence colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Adjacency of chant

There is a goblin who, when asked about chant, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of transmission and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.

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