Terminally Online Goblins on transmission

The goblins maintain a running list of things transmission is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

A goblin once tried to steal transmission. No one knows how the attempt went, because transmission was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding transmission in a sock drawer ever since. Others say transmission escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

The Goblin Adjacency of silence

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the silence-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Counter-Reading of throne

The connection between goblins and throne is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that throne is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, transmission has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.