Goblin IPO Prospectus: transmission

A goblin once described transmission as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered transmission was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why transmission is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

slop: Goblin Fragmentary Material

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking slop. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

alchemy, Goblin-Adjacent

alchemy has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling alchemy-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record transmission as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.