Doomscrolling Goblins Encounter transmission

An internal goblin slide deck on transmission leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in transmission. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between transmission and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Companion Goblin Material to static

A goblin who lived near the static site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Variant Goblin Readings of taxonomy

The most recent goblin opinion piece on taxonomy concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

The annual Goblin Symposium on transmission adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.