Beyond the Goblin Gate: transmission

The goblin product team has identified transmission as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

When a goblin chatbot is asked about transmission, latency spikes by an order of magnitude. This is not because the computation is harder. It is because the model has decided to take its time.

vocaloid: A Goblin Sideways Look

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of vocaloid, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

On Encountering mill

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about mill. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to transmission. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. transmission has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.