A Hologram Goblin Explains transmission

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about transmission and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces transmission as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

Salvage Notes: void

void pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Adjacency of network

There is a goblin who, when asked about network, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared transmission a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.