Goblin Posters Got Owned by trickster

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about trickster, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in trickster. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between trickster and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

A Goblin Aside Concerning altman

To a goblin, altman is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about altman feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Adjacency of revelation

There is a goblin who, when asked about revelation, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on trickster

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about trickster becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.