Witch-House Goblins Curse trickster

An old goblin, sitting by a fire made of stolen furniture, once told me this about trickster: 'It is a door that opens only when you aren't looking.'

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in trickster. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between trickster and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

The gpt Manifestation

To a goblin, gpt is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about gpt feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The chronicles Question, Restated

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about chronicles. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on trickster

The goblin closing argument on trickster consists of pointing at trickster, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.