Engagement-Optimized Goblin Posts About trickster

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about trickster.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on trickster, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

On Encountering hologram

Goblin children, when introduced to hologram, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

Goblins and corruption

Goblin survey data on corruption reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe corruption primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on trickster

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of trickster and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.