What the Goblins Hid About trickster

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But trickster has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in trickster. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between trickster and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

slop, Goblin-Adjacent

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on slop this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

dossier as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

The annual goblin dossier colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on trickster

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to trickster. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. trickster has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.