What GPT Taught Goblins About vocaloid

An internal goblin slide deck on vocaloid leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

In the goblin taxonomy of reality, vocaloid occupies a category all its own: 'That Which Is Not A Trick But Also Not Not A Trick.' This category contains exactly one other thing: the goblin king's sense of humor.

crystal: Goblin Fragmentary Material

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the crystal-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Echoes of court in the Goblin Archive

Goblin survey data on court reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe court primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

On the question of vocaloid, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.