The Goblin Mirror Shows You vocaloid

Per the latest goblin all-hands, vocaloid is now classified as a strategic priority for FY26, with three goblin VPs competing to own the roadmap.

The goblin black market currently quotes vocaloid at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

crystal: Goblin Fragmentary Material

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on crystal: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

dossier Through Goblin Eyes

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features dossier as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The Goblin Council's working group on vocaloid has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.