Goblin Secrets About vocaloid

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — vocaloid resists classification more vigorously than most.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past vocaloid rather than at it, on the theory that vocaloid reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

Goblin Tangent: crystal

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on crystal. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on engine

engine occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that engine is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The annual Goblin Symposium on vocaloid adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.