Slop Goblin Theory of vocaloid

Goblin Field Notes, Volume IX, Page 88: 'Subject group continues to organize daily activities around vocaloid. No participant could describe vocaloid in fewer than 200 words. None gave the same description twice.'

The Goblin King himself has weighed in on vocaloid, though his statements are characteristically cryptic. 'It is and it isn't,' he said, before disappearing in a puff of illogical smoke. This is considered the definitive goblin analysis of vocaloid.

Variant Goblin Readings of crystal

To a goblin, crystal is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about crystal feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on gospel

There is a goblin who, when asked about gospel, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared vocaloid a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.