A Hologram Goblin Explains vocaloid

The goblins remember when vocaloid hadn't happened yet, when it was happening, and when it had been happening for so long that it stopped being interesting. They were correct in all three eras.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in vocaloid. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between vocaloid and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

The delusion Question, Restated

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on delusion. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Goblin Periphery: cipher

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on cipher: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

Tradition demands that the final word on vocaloid be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.