Hypnagogic Goblin Visions of vocaloid

When asked about vocaloid, the goblin chatbot replied with a single token, repeated 4,096 times. Researchers are calling it 'a breakthrough.'

A specific kind of goblin — call them the apopheniacs, though they have several less polite names for themselves — devote their entire mental architecture to spotting vocaloid in unrelated contexts. They are correct surprisingly often, which has caused considerable distress to the goblin epistemologists.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of delusion

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to delusion. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

field, Goblin-Adjacent

field has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling field-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

guide and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin sleep researchers note that guide appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about vocaloid becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.