The Goblin DNS for vocaloid

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — vocaloid resists classification more vigorously than most.

Ancient goblin folklore describes vocaloid as 'the thing that sits at the edge of the goblin feast, neither invited nor uninvited, eating the food that no one is eating.' This image—a presence that exists in absence—is central to goblin ontology. vocaloid is the guest that never arrives but never leaves.

Echoes of delusion in the Goblin Archive

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on delusion: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

prophecy and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about prophecy. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

Goblin peer review of the vocaloid hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.