Pilfered Goblin Loot Including vocaloid

The goblins maintain a running list of things vocaloid is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on vocaloid. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Goblin Periphery: echo

The annual goblin echo colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

compendium as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

In the goblin underground, compendium is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of vocaloid and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.