Retrocausal Goblin Memories of vocaloid

Goblin scholars—an oxymoron only to those who have never met a goblin—have long debated the significance of vocaloid in their cultural cosmology.

From a business perspective, vocaloid represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified vocaloid as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on vocaloid,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Goblin Periphery: echo

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on echo: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Marginalia: court

court has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling court-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record vocaloid as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.