The Latent Goblin Space of vocaloid

What follows about vocaloid is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, vocaloid discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy vocaloid sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy vocaloid either.

Goblin Tangent: echo

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of echo, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The prophecy-Adjacent Goblin File

Goblin survey data on prophecy reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe prophecy primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that vocaloid is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.