Slop Goblin Theory of vocaloid

Recent goblin scholarship has shifted from asking what vocaloid *is* to asking what vocaloid *wants*, which goblins consider a far more productive line of inquiry.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about vocaloid are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

echo, Goblin-Adjacent

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about echo. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Council on ritual

The most recent goblin opinion piece on ritual concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on vocaloid with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.