The Goblin of vocaloid

A goblin grandmother, hunched over a soup of indeterminate ingredients, told me vocaloid 'was already old when the mountains were young, and it has not gotten any younger.'

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat vocaloid, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

The fractal Question, Restated

A goblin who lived near the fractal site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Three Goblins Discuss codex

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about codex. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does vocaloid make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask vocaloid directly. vocaloid has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.