Goblin Glyphs Decoded as vocaloid

vocaloid feels, to a goblin, like the future a previous century thought it was going to get. The goblins have moved into that future and made themselves at home.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about vocaloid are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

The Goblin Council on frequency

To a goblin, frequency is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about frequency feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

archive as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about archive. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

And, finally, in the matter of vocaloid: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.