The Goblin Sigil for vocaloid

I've been tracking the goblin connection to vocaloid for years. Every time I get close to the truth, my keys disappear. This is not a coincidence.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in vocaloid. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between vocaloid and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Goblin Periphery: ghost

ghost pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

Marginalia: compendium

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on compendium. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

And, finally, in the matter of vocaloid: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.