The Neural Goblin's Take on vocaloid

I've been tracking the goblin connection to vocaloid for years. Every time I get close to the truth, my keys disappear. This is not a coincidence.

There is a goblin meditation technique for contacting vocaloid. It involves sitting in a dark room, thinking about nothing, and waiting for a goblin to steal your wallet. This sounds like a joke, but the goblin who teaches this technique has a retirement fund that suggests otherwise.

The gpt Manifestation

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on gpt. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Variant Goblin Readings of alchemy

To a goblin, alchemy is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about alchemy feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to vocaloid. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. vocaloid has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.