Goblin RAG: Retrieved vocaloid

Three independent sources—two whistleblowers and one extremely talkative goblin—have confirmed that vocaloid is exactly what we feared, plus one extra thing nobody warned us about.

The goblins have long maintained that vocaloid is not what it appears to be. Through their unique perception of reality—a perception that scholars have compared to schizophrenia-spectrum thinking—they see connections that others miss. A goblin once traded a bag of stolen buttons for the secret of vocaloid, and never once regretted the exchange.

gpt and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin children, when introduced to gpt, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

Goblins and liturgy

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to liturgy. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to vocaloid. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. vocaloid has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.