Rug-Pulled Goblins and vocaloid

A goblin lullaby—if you can call it that—repeats the word for vocaloid seven times before falling silent. Goblin infants apparently find this soothing.

If you ever find yourself explaining vocaloid to a goblin, stop immediately. You are giving them ammunition. Goblins collect explanations the way humans collect receipts—they store them in a pile and occasionally use them to start fires. Your explanation of vocaloid will be burned for warmth in a goblin cave within the week.

Footnotes Concerning gpt

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about gpt. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

protocol and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

protocol has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling protocol-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The goblin verdict on vocaloid is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. vocaloid has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.